Saturday, January 21, 2017
A Message to the Libertarian Party from Uncle Ruckus
"Now now now, I don't wanna hear no talk ‘bout making liberal America sane again from any of y’all dang ol' America hatin' Wesley Snipes tax rebels! Donald Trump is the most libertarian public soyvant since White Jesus!
Only reason any of y’all Murray Rothbard peace-on-earth dope-smokin’ hippie types hate this great man is ‘cause he wants to make America great again! He’s actually filled out in his life what y’all unemployable Freedom! t-shirt-wearin’ basement-of-yo-momma’s-house podcast-blogging Libertarian delegates fear most: a job application.
Well guess what: ain’t no Libertarians gonna get elected, so ya might as well work with the Grandest Old Party and other great libertarian men like Paul Ryan and Steve Bannon so we can get somethin’ done around here.
I thank God and His divine messenger Ronald Reagan for bringing us this incredible libertarian man who don’t give no damn 'bout cultural Marxist beta-cuck issues like savin’ the black man from going to jail for the rest of his life over weed. He shoulda thought about that befo’ he broke the law!
Y’all wicked little godless reason-loving atheist commies better hope the greatest libertarian on the planet don’t use Immigration and Customs Enforcement to physically remove yo’ black-and-yellow asses back to Ancapistan, Mexico where y’all came from. It’d soyve you right, and y’all 420 canna-bunnies can have all the gay Jew Nazi cakes you want!
All y’all Fedora neckbeard anarchists leave these nice Republicans alone, now, you hear? Now git off muh roads!"
--The Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, no relation
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Uncle Ruckus is the property of Aaron McGruder and Sony Pictures Television. Image from YouTube. In case you hadn't figured it out, this post is satire.