So yesterday Ron Paul delivered what’s probably his farewell speech to Congress on
the House floor. Did he really just
call 400+ Representatives “psychopathic authoritarians” to their faces? Why, yes, yes he did. I see the election is over and Congressman
Paul doesn’t need to behave himself either.
Bravo, Congressman, bravo. Golf
clap for Ron.
Honestly, I’m going to miss having that
man fighting for all our rights in Washington.
Words simply are inadequate when it comes to finding a way to describe
his accomplishments and the impact he made on my own life. I’m especially touched by his opposition to
SOPA and PIPA. After all, had I not been
illegally downloading audio books in January of 2009, I never would have
stumbled upon The Revolution: A Manifesto
and I probably wouldn’t be on the right side of history.
Now
that Ron Paul is officially retiring from Congress I find myself crying like a
fifteen-year-old girl who’s suddenly come to the brutal realization that Twilight is over, there will be no more
books or movies, and Jacob will die alone.
Jacob will die alone. |
Next, I’d like to put on blast all my
fellow Ron Paul supporters who actually still
believe in these secession petitions.
Unless you’re an authentic Southern nationalist, you’re probably just a
whiny Republican or a militant-beyond-reality libertarian. This protest is useless, Obama will not hear
you out, and filing the petitions on WhiteHouse.gov gives them no more
legitimacy than a police report that cites the witness seeing flying saucers
before the crime took place. The
President’s answer to the petitions will be: “No. See 1865.”
The
only way to enact change in government is by gathering a large mob of angry
voters and protesting at the offices of elected officials one month before a
primary election.
If you still have faith that these
petitions will enact change, prepare to be more disappointed than the militant
LP members who thought Gary Johnson would actually win!
Are you mad at me now? Good.
You’re probably all conspiratarians anyway… Seriously though, like Ron Paul, I have much love and
respect for Gary Johnson. What do they
have in common? Three main things:
·
A correct and inspiring
philosophy of liberty and rugged individualism
·
A mountain of accomplishments
that dwarf those of most human beings
·
Thousands of obnoxious
conspiratarian supporters who thoroughly love wasting time on sign bombs and
annoying the living hell out of me (and probably the rest of the planet).
On that note, I would like to personally
thank you for making the campaign trail even rougher for those of us who were
actually winning real votes for Ron Paul.
We sustained enough damage from the Republican establishment without you
guys delivering your Bilderberger speeches and handing out your 9/11 truth
DVD-Rs. Is it still libertarian enough
if I can convince you to voluntarily commit yourselves into private mental
hospitals instead of having the government sending you to public ones? I sure hope so :)
A very clean, Hollywood representation of a conspiratarian |
Finally, I’d like to throw a major shout
out to the folks at Ron Paul Problems and (the less funny or cared about)
Objectivist Problems for being libertarians
with a freaking sense of humor and an actual grip on bridge building,
implementing our ideas into public policy, and reality itself. Much love, mi gente!
I thought I’d take a break from politics
after the election but now I realize it’d be counterproductive to the effort
Ron Paul put in setting things in motion for the liberty movement. At this point, I can’t wait ‘til December
2015 so we can all head over to Iowa and caucus for Rand Paul.
May the Force be with you.
Ron Paul painting courtesy of Prison Planet. No known image owner.
Taylor Lautner photo by Eva Rinaldi and used via CC BY-SA 2.0 license.
Conspiratarian GIF courtesy of Ron Paul Problems.
I totally missed last night's episode of South Park and now I have to wait before it'll be available online. I hate everyone.
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Ron Paul painting courtesy of Prison Planet. No known image owner.
Taylor Lautner photo by Eva Rinaldi and used via CC BY-SA 2.0 license.
Conspiratarian GIF courtesy of Ron Paul Problems.
I totally missed last night's episode of South Park and now I have to wait before it'll be available online. I hate everyone.
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